So begins Phantasmagoria - or so it'd begin if I wrote the script. Brilliantly the twosome fell in love on set, and could well be trading stilted sexual innuendo and vague platitudes to this very day. Ponytail man starred in Witchcraft II: The Temptress, while screamy lady once had a (I think, noil-naked) role in Channel 5's once-famed late-night wankathon Hotline. When I played the ending through and buggered it up the lady got her head cleaved in two by a swinging scythe, which was both grim and strangely satisfying. However, if it's like the rest of the game then it's probably the ponytailed porn man mugging the line, "I may be dressed as an evil clown, but you are my wife and you WILL have sex with me!, followed by a clumsy cut to the blonde woman trying to do an impression of Jack Nicholson's wife in The Shining. Jumping ahead through the discs reveals my version has the controversial 'rape' scene edited out. Sex and violence is certainly lacking in the early bits of the game. Rather than ring up to check who her gas supplier is, the lady's first instinct is to wander round in front of a bluescreen, making stilted movements and looking at dull paintings in the worst attempt at point-and-click mankind has ever conceived. How It Works:Īfter a breakfast scene in which there's much lumbering conversation that makes you want cave your own skull in with your sub-woofer, it's established that the newly-weds have just moved into a gigantic scary mansion apparently once owned by a nefarious magician called Carlo someone. She kisses the porny bloke, who is blatantly evil. BUT ACTUALLY SHE'S STILL DREAMING AND IS IN AN IRON MAIDEN. She wakes up in bed with her husband, a man with a ponytail normally reserved for the sweatiest men from Porn Valley, California. But that's not all it's so scary that the camera flings itself around like a stunned wasp, and actual tons of fake limbs hang around from everything. When Curtis finally confronts his secret nemesis, he must gather all his wits in order to protect his sanity and to put an end to the murders.A screaming lady with long blonde hair is in a scary place that involves her being strapped into a torture chair. Curtis believes that Warner is also responsible to his delusions and to the recent murders as well, but he is unaware that he has one more enemy, much more dangerous and unrestrained than Warner - an enemy who waited twenty years to execute his diabolic plan against Curtis. Curtis' investigation of Threshold project confirms some of his suspicions: by using inhuman methods, Wyntech synthesizes and markets addictive drugs, disguised as pharmaceutical products - supervised by Warner, who would do anything to protect the Threshold project, including the murder of Curtis' father. The clues lead him to the mysterious "Threshold" project. With no other alternative, Curtis starts investigating the murders, determined to prove both his innocence and sanity. Unfortunately, both the obnoxious police officer assigned to the case and Curtis' psychiatrist believe he is lunatic, and would not listen to him. Curtis suspects that Paul Warner, the corrupt and unscrupulous vice-president of Wyntech, is responsible to the current events and to his father's death which occurred many years ago. or maybe someone tries to make him believe so: he sees and hears things which cannot be real, he suffers of psychotic episodes, nightmares and flashbacks, and if that was not enough - someone murders his co-workers in manner that only totally sick, psychotic mind could think of. However, lately it seems that Curtis is losing his sanity. All he wishes now is to live quiet, normal life: he has nice girlfriend, place to live and steady job at Wyntech Industries. It has been a year since Curtis Craig was released from Greenwood sanitarium, where he has been through hell.
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